*I couldn’t think of a title so I used my favorite line of the episode.
Welcome to The Patio of Lowered Expectations, where every Wednesday is Hump Hunk Day and we feature an all-day Happy Hour.
Last night - We left Capitán Dam Fab and his newest crew gazing at each other while the boom box blasted “Today I want you, Hoy tengo ganas de ti!”
Tonight - Mayuya the faux-happy frenemy