Amores #163-6/28/13: Kendho, FF and Salsero, Oh My!; Lili Demands, Will Angel Cave?; Anyballs Has a Plan, Sha La La, Sha La La




Hola, Patio Peeps! This recap will not be in order and some scenes have been combined. As usual I may have missed some things/gotten things wrong, please comment and let me know.



We start this epi with Lili and the Angel at Cris' grave and Angel wants he and Lili to leave that Balvanera Manse, it is a wretched place, but Lili stands her ground and says she is now a Balvanera, and wants to

CI: #35 - 6/28/13 : The Truth Shall Not Always Set You Free




·                    
Tijuana – the popo have caught up with Jantos
and Salvador.  They're taken into custody
where he's shown a wanted poster for Santos. 
Now he'll get to rot in jail while he awaits his extradition….or will
he? 

PEAM #78-6/26/13: Whoever Marries Without Love, Pays The Price With Tears!

Pato, Rogelio is home!
-Good!

-Well, not so good, we have to sleep in separate beds!

-That's bad!

-Not so bad, he kicks and he wouldn't let me sleep!

-I know! I mean, that's good!



When Patricia arrives to Rogelio's home, the doctor is still there giving the last instructions. Then Rogelio starts to argue with Alma about the twin beds they need to sleep in tonight. Of course, Patricia is

Que Bonito Amor Martes 6/25/13 #79 & 80.1


To live and die in El Lay  

by Ellie



I missed the first 11 minutes of tonights episode becuase I was watching Catfish on MTV and forgot to set my DVR to record QBA, if I missed anything let me know



Oh boy this a dark episode and no one was having a good day.



 Maria and the other vecindad folks learn that their slumlord Braulio wants them all out, and to that they say "hell no we won't

CI: The Prince and the Pauper Pilots




capítulo 32





Carola doesn’t waste time in asking Alejandro what the true relationship between him and Maria Alejandra is.  Don Ale tells her unequivocally that it’s not what she thinks; MariAle’s not his lover. Carola continues her deferential ministrations, toadying to Alejandro while professing total trustworthiness and scrupulous management of the casino and its accounts, but also

Amores Verdaderos Cap 160 6-25-13—Evil wears very red lipstick


Amores Verdaderos Cap 160 6-25-13—Evil wears very red lipstick

A quick overview, more coming later:

EVENTS NOT LISTED IN ORDER, MAY NOT BE ENTIRELY ACCURATE

* Nikki and Guzmancito discuss their grim financial circumstances. Nikki is resolved to tough it out. She looks through the help wanted ads; some promising positions (dead-end jobs) but each has something wrong with it. At least she's

PEAM, Tuesday 6/25/13 (#77): Relocations and Dislocations

Briefly:

Cardenas proudly shows off his no-longer-mysterious tube TV/telenovela collection to Chatita.

At home, Eli is despondent that Vero moved out. Minerva tries to cheer him up, saying there's always hope. But she sounds like she's quoting a fortune cookie. Meanwhile, Marisela is coming up the walk and thinking that this palatial estate is just the place for her.

The boner specialist says

Porque el Amor Manda #76, Monday 24 June. What happens when you call a girl a princess and put her on a pedestal.

So Val's gone walkabout from the office, and everyone is friqueando. They look "everywhere", meaning mostly in their own area. The guards say she hasn't left the building, so Chucho runs down the fire stairs, and then back up again, to show off his fitness. Then he searches the conference room and men's room back in the admin area. No luck. He runs down to the garage, and Alma follows. Val isn't

Quė Bonita Amor Lunes 6/24/13 #77.2 & 78








Más
y Más Lagrimas




Luna
llena




Jorge
Alfredo and Maria enjoy bonito amor to ranchera music (“Entre Tus
Brazos”).




Proximo
Dia




Mendoza
Apartment: Amalia looks at a family photo as she thinks about
Maria going her own way. Maria enters and she promises her blessing
for her to marry Jorge Alfredo. Happy music for the moment but the
anvil approaches.




Jorge
Alfredo's

Amores # 159 24 June 2013: Who needs Paul Revere when you have Felipe Guzman, Adriana Balbanera and Frankie Guzman to travel lightning fast and deliver the headlines??


Have to edit for accuracy in the morning but here is the draft.

Anyballs meets with Roy, tells him he will support his relationship with Lilli (WHOA THERE!! is the facial expression of Roy).. Roy asks why. Anyballs gives him crap tte of 'i know Lilli has feelings for you' But we know better, Anyballs says to himself that Nikki might have left with the useless lastname Frankie, but he will make

TELEMUNDO Y MAS, Week of June 24, 2013, PART TWO

Juanita, this one is for you.  You suggested we post on Mondays, so let's give it a try.  I have retitled the other page and tried to direct people to this one.

ALL OF YOUR COMMENTS AND RECAPS FROM THE WEEKEND CAN BE FOUND HERE ON THE PAGE POSTED FRIDAY NIGHT, JUNE 21.

THIS NEW PAGE is a place to start conversations about the new Telemundo novela, Dama y Obrero, as well as the continuing

Corazon Indomable, #31, Monday, June 24, 2013 –“Woman of Steel” MariAle Teaches Casino Skanks a Few Lessons in the Art of Seduction…..Without Trying!!!

Recap by LatinaInMD I went to see “Man of Steel” this weekend. Then I
returned home to watch MariAle’s odyssey on Episode 31 of C.I. and realized
that both characters have much more in common than “Clark Kent Syndrome”:
 (i) both have powers/skills beyond human comprehension; (ii) he can kill
with his piercing blue eyes; she could kill with her piercing green eyes; (iii)
both deal with dimwits

Amores Verdaderos EXTRA – El Clamor Publico No. 3 – 6/24/13



El Clamor Publico
This 3d issue of El Clamor Publico© features another Patio Chatter, Re-Quotable Quotes, re-running
NovelaMaven’s Feb. 27, 2013, Advice Column for Characters Experiencing Non-Cognitive
Dissonance in their Roles and  The
Collected Wisdom of Diana appears in this issue. Ed. Note: Most portions of the content have appeared in other
publications.


 

WEEKEND EDITION HEADLINES


Amores #158: 6/21/13: Anyballs is Dead to Me; The Pau Tells the Truth; What is Kendho Planning Now?




 


Hello Patio Peeps, this recap will not be in order. I have combined some scenes to make the recap flow better. I also missed some things, so please feel free to correct/add in the comments. thanks Y'all!





We start this epi with Salsa Dude in the FF's office thinking that that Zorra (Ho) Kendho, has gotten everything she wants and that she probably killed Nabila and Cris. What to do,

Porque el Amor Manda #75: Lip Locks, Thumb Locks, Locked Up and Locked In

Vero and Elias are at it again (fighting, that is.) It's a long story but I can make it short for you: Vero provokes Eli to the point that he actually draws back his fist to strike. He is appropriately horrified: "Forgive me! Forgive me! It's just that you're SO OBNOXIOUS!" Well, yeah. It seems to be doing wonders for her hair, though. I'm tempted to try it myself.

Alma comes into the office

Corazón Indomable Friday June 21 Red or Black?

Well, the evening got off to an unpropitious start. I settled into my favorite  chair with a well-made margarita to watch tonight's episode and ZAP... all the lights went out, the TV picture fizzled and was gone. This happened precisely at 6:00 PM CST just as the Televisa logo popped up.

The good news... we have a generator backing up our electricity and within 10 seconds we had power.

The bad

QBA #74-75 Oh What a Night, What a Night! Oh, What a Man, What a Man!






capítulo 74 



Santos has surprised El Gusano de Giuliano in his hotel room and starts
to beat the pulp outta OJ.  “—You’re
gonna regret ever bein’ born when I get through with you!  You destroyed my life and my family’s life!”  Giuli has counter-threatened the lives of JA’s
family and bragged to JAntos that he doesn’t have the balls to do to him what
the Fake-Baked One did to Cuzzin’

TELEMUNDO Y MAS, Week of June 24, 2013 PART ONE

This page has all your conversations from the weekend (6/21 - 6/23) including NovelaMan's recap of the final episode of Pasión Prohibida.

Please see this page for comments about Monday, June 24, and later:




Weekend Discussion: What else do you watch? What do you get from it beyond entertainment?




  

  



Once upon a time we were speculating on some possible parallels between the British hit Downton Abbey and a past series.  Since I am also a fan of the classic Masterpiece Theatre series and just ordered one as a gift for a friend, this seemed an appropriate topic.

Recently I opened a birthday gift received a few months ago from a that same friend and found parallels between our Que

QBA Thursday 6/13: Que Bonitas Preparaciones

Isa gets a little revenge for Paloma's expulsion by tying that creep Vanessa's shoelaces together while Vanessa is occupied mocking Paloma.  Roddy helps out by smooching Paloma in front of Vanessa.
Maria shows up at Ruben's office trying to convince him to accept payment on the loan.  OG gets a look at her and shows just enough interest in her that Ruben calls off the business deal.
JA and Justo

Amores Verdaderos #157 06.20.13 How Do You Break Hard Candy? Well, with a Big Rock of Course!



Resumes that Knock'em Dead (Not)

Nicky is at an interview at a wedding shop. She hands over her portfolio. The owner tells her that the winter fall campaign will not begin for four months. Later, Nicky visits another dress shop. As soon as Nicky leaves, the manager throws her portfolio in the trash. Nelson told all agencies that they were not allowed to hire Nicky.






Corazon Indomable #29 6/20/13 – Strong Men Struggle (with the Grim Reaper and a Grim-faced Bitch) and a Weak Man Waffles.


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Fernando monologues that he's met his
match.  He's found a woman who isn't just
looking for a good time.  He’s found a
woman who only wants his love and for the first time, he's afeared!




·                    
Elvira defends herself to her father against
Maria's accusations.  Maria's a
liar!

Corazon Indomable #28 Wed. June 19th. The Big Reveals

Solita faints, she’s brought up to her room and promptly falls asleep. I wish I could sleep like she does. I even wear earplugs so I can’t hear anything, but I still lay awake. Just another benefit for the youth. Sigh. MC thought bubbles about what could be wrong with Solita. It’s amazing how straight her hair gets with how educated she becomes. I must still be quite ignorant because my hair is

Amores verdaderos, #156, Wednesday, 19 June, 2013: Everything my aunt said about you is true!


Did something happen tonight?  It must have been when I was dozing.


This was a night of anticlimactic revelations, of girls behaving badly, of old guys behaving worse, of crappy gifts and weird funeral customs. 


It all starts out pleasantly enough.  Nikki tells Guzmancito, as they lie in bed together, that she's decided to take up modeling again.   Two salaries are better than one.  Maybe

PEAM #73- 6/19/13: This Is A Long Story That I Wish Was Shorter!


Recap by Pablo



This is January the 5th. Good day for a wedding!! 



Alma (stupidus volatilus), after Chatita's phone call and all the slippery phone and the missed/crossed calls, flashbacks to  the only memories her brain has recorded. Yes! The ones with the kisses with Jesús. That makes her think she will be able to finally speak up and tell the good news and the bad news to both men in

QBA: Dude's Face Can't Catch a Break

[Eli's recap follows. She's had technical problems to deal with and she thanks you for your patience!  I apologize for my delay in not getting it posted before now. --Jardinera654]


My babies! Sorry for the late recap but I finished watching this episode this morning, my DVR kicked the bucket last night and I had to wait for the episode to go up on Unimas.

Tonight our story continues with Maria

Amores Verdaderos Cap 155, 6-18-13—Gramps, you old scamp


Amores Verdaderos Cap 155, 6-18-13—Gramps, you old scamp

Brief overview. Getting a late start. Hope to fill in blanks later. Discuss amongst yourselves.



It's all about what Anibal wants. . .


Bulleted list, summary. May not be in order. May be fraught with errors!

* Anibal is determined to introduce Cande as his wife-to-be. She's a bit hesitant, but whatever. He drags her to the mansion

PEAM, Tuesday 6/18/13 (#72): Running With Scissors

Chucho doesn't want to go to Acapulco, but that dress isn't going to deliver itself, and he is the only person in the world who can do it, according to Valentina, Xochi, Mari, and Cardenas; so who is he to disagree? He calls Delia and says there's an emergency, and therefore he has to leave town, pretty please?

Delia starts to say no, but then some flunkie hands her a signed, stamped, and

Corazon Indomable, #27, Tuesday, 06-19-2013 An impactante meeting leaves our galan in his usual state of clueless disbelief





·        
Bruto Bruno lies dying in El Lay as Whiny pleads
with him not to die.  “Don't leave me
alone!” He does the old dying man confession, telling her Santos is innocent
and didn't commit any crimes.  Bruno asks
for her forgiveness.  He tells her he
never lied about how much he loved her. 
He asks her to help him in getting  Michael and Santos to

PEAM #68-6/12/13: It's Official! In Avon, Nobody Does What Love Commands!


''We might not look perfect for each other

You are flying so high and I am starting to fly

But we are both human beings

and of course we can dream

I was dreaming of you

as my ideal partner

And against what the world could think about us

Today you and me are one 

and we will be like this forever!

Because when love is true, age, class, race or economic level

whatever everybody says it

Amores Verdaderos Cap 150—6-11-13—Finally, a glimpse of a shirtless Salsa-Dude


Amores Verdaderos Cap 150—6-11-13—Finally, a glimpse of a shirtless Salsa-Dude

You can tell that my priorities are all screwed up. Or not. I admit that Salsa is my guilty pleasure.



And he doesn't look that bad! I had always assumed he had a Jorge Salinas body (my fave actor, but best seen with a shirt on) but I guess I was wrong!


PUT A FORK IN IT, THE RECAP IS DONE!

Not listed in order;

CI #22: Maricruz’s Life in the Big City Begins and the Fickle Finger of Fate After a Few False Starts Finally Gets It Right






Cap 22





Lo del Pasado:



Maricruz
and Solita have left for Mexico City in order to escape the hopeless poverty
and prejudice of her pueblo and possibly to find her daddy.  With both Octavio and Mari permanently out of
the picture, Lucia has easily talked Miguel into pocketing the cash from Octavio’s
money order rather than returning it.  Tav’ll
never know because Luciafer (thanks,

PEAM, Tuesday 6/11/13 (#67): One Flew East, One Flew West...

...and one crash-landed in the cuckoo's nest and the cuckoo took a picture!
  
(Real mental illness is no laughing matter, but TV mental illness is another thing entirely.)

In Acapulco, an eager young photographer spots the famous Rogelio Rivadeneira with someone who isn't the equally famous Alma Montemayor. He discreetly snaps plenty of photos.

Rogue wants to talk about Paty's sticky fingers

QBA Martes 6/11/13 #64 & 65.1




Capitulo 64 & 65.1:  War is Declared

Emergency fill-in with bullet points (not necessarily in this order):



Jorge Alfredo wins the singing competition
Oscar grouses about having to have the DNA test
Jairo tells Oscar it's time he gave up on Maria
Derecho, Curtis, and their Mexican colleagues go to another restaurant to pig out [zzzzz]
Ana barges into Maria's dressing room with the pasted

Qué Bonito Amor Lunes 6/10/13 # 62.2 & 63












Capitulo
62.2-63: The Gauntlet Is Cast




JNTR:
Maria demands to know what is in the envelope. Rubén tells his
PI to wait. The Mexican police hang out, waiting.




JNTR
Office: Don Concho is pleased at the idea of Oscar and Jorge
Alfredo competing for the position of top dog. Fernando tells him he
has to keep his word.




JNTR Club Room:
Bruno arrives and is shown to a seat

CI: Episode #21, Monday, June 10, 2013 – MC, Solita and their Monkey Leave “Ranch Hell” and Head for the Big City, But Not Before MC Promises Sweet Vengeance!!!!!













Yesterday MariCruz got her crazy on by shooting Octavio in the leg. He was on a
horse, moving, so she must be a very good shot, since she hit him exactly where
she intended to. And Octavio somehow realized she was his aggressor (if that

Amores Verdaderos #144 Monday June 3, 2013, FINALLY a bit of relief for Frankie!!, the 3 amores of Vicky have their due... Carlos: his moment to man up to Anyballs; Angel, his moment in paradise; Nil-Brains, his cuernos


Recap of Vicky confronting Carlos by the SUV, she admits her mistake of the past in chosing husband, but that he has a double identity and that she kissed Carlos, not this stranger in front of her. He increases the pressure. 'Your bodyguard said he loves you. Do you love him??' She won't answer.

At Nikki's room, Nil-Brains comes on, wants to talk. She doesn't. How could you marry that... '

Corazón Indomable #16, 6/3/2013: One Final Lie, One Final Shag, and our Galan Scurries Away without a Goodbye